Social media as the groundwork for the evolution of the human race into a race of interconnected cyborgs

That's a think I keep wanting to write about.
  

1. Words to the

   wise. From Dr.

   sunshine

   1. If ever you find yourself suddenly naked in public, above all else, remain calm! You may feel the immediate need to scramble to a less public location. Ignore this inappropriate impulse! Moving quickly or erratically will only draw attention to you in your vulnerable state.
      
      Your first task should be to calmly move yourself out of public view. It’s key to proceed as if you are unphased by your predicament. You’re not unaware that you’re naked; you’re just perfectly comfortable with it. For example: Walk into the nearest Starbucks, order a coffee, and proceed to the restroom.
      
      Now that you have time to think, you have time to make a plan. Find yourself some clothes and go on with your day.
      
      Take care of each other!
      
      -Dr. M. T. Sunshine